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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

single again

Well I haven't written because I have been distraught. That old Bxxxxxd from the dairy ran off with the milk maid. He said he wasn't going to play second fiddle to my Allan any more. Second fiddle....with his instrument he was lucky to be in the band at all. He was addicted to placebos, I told him to give up but he said it wouldn't make any difference. The final straw was when I came up to Glasgow to see my Allan in the Producers. He was wonderful. In a frock again.....and what a frock. So I'm on the look out for a man again. Although in all honesty I'm happier without one. I've been trying to look sexy recently. So I bought a rubber dress and a leather dog collar with some chains hanging from it. I wasn't just an outfit it was an S and M outfit. I suppose I should act my age. Anyway I'll be in Edinburgh soon for the panto so I'll no doubt have a wee Christmas fling. Please don't think I'm promiscuous I just like the company. By the way if anyone knows where I can get whole sale Tenaladies let me know.
Aunty May. xxxxx


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