panto again
Hello all you lovely people. Well its that time of the year again. Sorry I haven't written since last year but I've not been well. Had it all taken away.....tables chairs the lot. I feel fine now but the hot flushes are driving me mad. Everyone tells me I should be over it all by now but I've always been a late starter. I didn't loose my virginity till I was 28. Well that is if you don't count the time I had a fling with a 'well known Scottish actor' when I was 18. We did have sex but I always remember the 'well known Scottish actor' saying he knew I was enjoying it because my toes were curling up. I never told him I hadn't taken my tights off.
Anyway enough of my younger years. I'm totally off men at the moment. Who needs them. I've got my Allan. He's had a Stenna chair lift thing installed in my house. I feel just like Thora Hurd as I zoom up and down the stairs. Once I'm fully recovered I wont use it.... unless I've had a few advocats. Grant Stott came to visit me the other day. I think he fancies me actually, but he's not my type. He's married anyway. I was in Tesco the other day. If those check out staff ask me one more time. "Do you have a Tesco card" I'll scream. NO I DON'T HAVE A FXXXXXXX TESCO CARD..... Sorry, and I need a bag as well...... where do you want me to put my loaf, sugar, milk, butter, water, tea, fruit, cerial, and advocat. Any way have a lovely christmas. x
Anyway enough of my younger years. I'm totally off men at the moment. Who needs them. I've got my Allan. He's had a Stenna chair lift thing installed in my house. I feel just like Thora Hurd as I zoom up and down the stairs. Once I'm fully recovered I wont use it.... unless I've had a few advocats. Grant Stott came to visit me the other day. I think he fancies me actually, but he's not my type. He's married anyway. I was in Tesco the other day. If those check out staff ask me one more time. "Do you have a Tesco card" I'll scream. NO I DON'T HAVE A FXXXXXXX TESCO CARD..... Sorry, and I need a bag as well...... where do you want me to put my loaf, sugar, milk, butter, water, tea, fruit, cerial, and advocat. Any way have a lovely christmas. x
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